grawly:
“ robotmystic:
“dad?
”
answer his question ”

grawly:

robotmystic:

dad?

answer his question

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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merkonan:

asleepontheceiling:

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties
bossy - all beef
deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)
on a raft - on toast
4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese
animal-style - cooked in mustard
extra shingles - extra toast
with a shimmy - jelly on the toast
and a squeeze - orange juice on the side
light axle grease - with butter
make it cry - extra onions
burn it - well done
let it swim - extra sauce

image

You forgot the orange juice on the side

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  • me, an intellectual: yes
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  • Brain: fall in love with that person who is clearly out of your league
  • Me: why
  • Brain: stfu just do it
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